Ellen’s Health Mantras
Posted by Ellen Elmarry on 07 Jul 2008 | Tagged as: Uncategorized
there are certain times in life when you are forced to reassess your health. i use the word ‘forced’ because most people’s mindset go something like this: “oh shit, i’m going to have to wear a dress in front of how many people?” or perhaps the idea that the layers of fat that took you all fall and winter to accumulate for insulation are now less attractive when pushing them into a speedo or the lovely garment to be less self-conscious at the beach known as a ‘tank-ini’ (not that i don’t own one).
with my fantastic korean wedding date looming ahead (OCTOBER 19!!!) i want to use this opportunity to check some health and fitness goals. i’ve been on a health kick since going to korea (read: dating a personal trainer) and my friends laugh. they mock me as trying to spread the health message and that i’m all G. White. well, i’ve got some ideas that might actually get through to them. they’re so catchy that you might want to print them out and stick them on your fridge…
Ellen’s Health Mantras
- brown, not white
- getting fresh with fruits & veggies
- keep that heart pumpin’!
- no pain, no gain. classic.
- sharing [your food] means caring (and less calories!)
- aint nobody like no fat bride
all mantra’s are available for sale - especially for urban outfitters’ t-shirts.
**this post dedicated to the newest homies in pilsen. get your health on girls!**
5 Comments »
on 07 Jul 2008 at 12:33 pm 1.ammiel said …
heheh ellen this is too good.
imma have to post this up in pilsen for me and nunz to look at every day
on 10 Jul 2008 at 9:12 am 2.jael said …
meanwhile, isn’t that korean wedding dress very loose fitting? don’t font, homie, it’s all for the doonk.
on 10 Jul 2008 at 5:40 pm 3.Ellen said …
jajajajaja…you know me all too well.
on 13 Jul 2008 at 2:40 pm 4.Matthew said …
1. Like how I like my rappers, white.
2. Delish, check.
3. No, no, no (to exercise). Sexercise, on the other hand…
4. Gain more to love…sans pain? …cushion for the pushin’…
5. Extra calories never hurt no-nobody!
6. However, I like my fat dooog!
on 23 Jul 2008 at 12:01 pm 5.Ellen Elmarry said …
oh dear…that last comment was too much!